Today's Office

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"Masters Degree Preferred" - You need to go $75,000 into debt so our HR ditzes can more easily sort out resumes.  "Masters Degree Preferred" - the biggest, most expensive and unnecessary hoop we force our labor force to jump through.

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"Commutes" - We don't care if the technology allows for everybody to work from home.  We need to condition our labor force to obey.  Thank god for commutes.  "Commutes" - when you're a masochist control freak that hates your employees.

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"Layoffs" - Were you loyal to the company to the core and gave it your all?  Tough shit.  We found somebody who will do it for $1/hour cheaper.  "Layoffs" - reserved only for the most loyal and naive employees.

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"Divorce" - Make sure you get your spouse to divorce you as you spend more time at work than tending to your family.  "Divorce" - sponsored by the Corporate-America & Feminism Partnership.

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